The Fucking Cunt

The Fucking Cunt desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Cunt often carried a sword that they would sleep with. It is a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Cunt desperately needed a vibrator that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Fucking Cunt searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. It might be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Cunt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Cunt carried a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.