Handsome Cunt

Handsome Cunt craved for a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Handsome Cunt carried a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Handsome Cunt often carried a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Cunt owned a melon that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Handsome Cunt desperately searched for a helmet that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to opt for.

Handsome Cunt had a can of Tango that they would worship. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A can of Tango of all things.