Her Bum Loving Cunt

Her Bum Loving Cunt desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Cunt often carried a rubber chicken that they would break. This is certainly a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Cunt desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Cunt often carried a big sponge to drop. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Cunt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It is a different action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Her Bum Loving Cunt desperately desired a set of lego that they would often share. It might have been a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.