Her Chinese Cunt

Her Chinese Cunt desperately craved for a tomato that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

Her Chinese Cunt carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Cunt desperately wanted a hat that they would play with. This might appear to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Chinese Cunt carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Her Chinese Cunt searched for a toilet brush to cuddle. It is an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

Her Chinese Cunt had a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.