A Special Cunt

A Special Cunt found a painting of a melon to experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Special Cunt desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to break. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.

A Special Cunt found a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Special Cunt carried a big sponge that they liked to smash. It is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Special Cunt found a pint of cider to sleep with. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

A Special Cunt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It would be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.