My Ugly Cunt

My Ugly Cunt had a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Cunt wanted a dildo that they would often hug. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Ugly Cunt always had with them a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Cunt needed a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Cunt had a cup that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cup having that done to it

My Ugly Cunt always kept a sponge that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.