Little Cunt

Little Cunt looked for a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Little Cunt desperately searched for a pint of beer to sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Little Cunt desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Little Cunt always kept a piece of paper to put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Little Cunt craved for a porno magazine that they liked to share. It might be a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Little Cunt had a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.