The Green Cunt

The Green Cunt carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Cunt desperately craved for a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Green Cunt wanted a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Cunt found a bottle of wine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Green Cunt desperately desired a mug that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

The Green Cunt craved for a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it