The Crazy Cunt

The Crazy Cunt desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Cunt carried a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Cunt craved for a stretchman to break. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Crazy Cunt craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Cunt always carried a bat that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

The Crazy Cunt desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.