His Adorable Cunt

His Adorable Cunt desperately looked for a melon that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A melon was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Cunt desperately desired a bag of flour to throw. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

His Adorable Cunt desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Cunt carried a can of Dr Pepper to throw. It was an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper of all things.

His Adorable Cunt always carried a wig that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Cunt owned a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.