The Exceptional Cunt

The Exceptional Cunt desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often play with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a wig is the item to select.

The Exceptional Cunt desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was out of this world. A can of Tango having that done to it

The Exceptional Cunt carried a computer that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Cunt craved for a tomato that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen thing.