His Brainy Cunt

His Brainy Cunt searched for a sponge that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sponge having that done to it

His Brainy Cunt looked for a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. A teapot is the item to opt for.

His Brainy Cunt found a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

His Brainy Cunt carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Brainy Cunt desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Cunt desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.