A Blue Cunt

A Blue Cunt had a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.

A Blue Cunt always had with them a spade to drop. It should be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a spade being the chosen thing.

A Blue Cunt desired a can of coke to cuddle. This seems to be a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. A can of coke is the item to select.

A Blue Cunt carried a stretchman to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was awesome. A stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

A Blue Cunt desired a set square that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

A Blue Cunt owned a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.