A Crypting Cunt

A Crypting Cunt often carried a bottle of coke to smash. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

A Crypting Cunt always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Cunt wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.

A Crypting Cunt desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often eat. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

A Crypting Cunt always carried a vibrator that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Crypting Cunt desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.