Dodgy Cunt

Dodgy Cunt desperately searched for a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Cunt looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

Dodgy Cunt always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Cunt searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was simply life. A bottle of coke is the item to select.

Dodgy Cunt wanted a mug that they would share. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was awesome. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen item.

Dodgy Cunt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.