Adorable Cunt

Adorable Cunt always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Adorable Cunt always carried a pen that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

Adorable Cunt desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to eat. It was a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Adorable Cunt found a spade to demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

Adorable Cunt always kept a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

Adorable Cunt always carried a piece of paper that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.