My Stupid Cunt

My Stupid Cunt craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. It was an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was sublime. A sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Cunt always carried a radiator that they would often annihilate It is a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing selected.

My Stupid Cunt desperately desired a can of coke that they would throw. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

My Stupid Cunt desired a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Stupid Cunt found a sponge to break. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Cunt always kept a lava lamp to hug. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.