The Exceptional Cunt

The Exceptional Cunt always kept a helmet to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Cunt often carried a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Cunt carried a crown that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to select.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately wanted a CD player that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Cunt desired a sword that they would often break. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.