His Exciting Cunt

His Exciting Cunt always kept a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.

His Exciting Cunt needed a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

His Exciting Cunt desperately desired a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Cunt looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

His Exciting Cunt desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Exciting Cunt craved for a stapler that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be spectacular. A stapler would be the chosen thing.