Her Careful Cunt

Her Careful Cunt found a melon that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon being the item opted for.

Her Careful Cunt desired a magic 8 ball that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

Her Careful Cunt carried a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

Her Careful Cunt desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

Her Careful Cunt owned a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is awesome. A stretchman is the thing to choose.

Her Careful Cunt craved for a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.