Handsome Cunt

Handsome Cunt desired a wig that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Handsome Cunt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Handsome Cunt needed a crown that they would share. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. A crown of all things.

Handsome Cunt looked for a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Handsome Cunt carried a melon to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a melon being the item selected.

Handsome Cunt carried a sword that they would smash. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.