The Green Cunt

The Green Cunt had a vibrator that they would sit and look at. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Green Cunt had a pint of beer to insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Green Cunt had a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

The Green Cunt found a ball that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Cunt desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be epic. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Cunt wanted a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.