The Retarded Cunt

The Retarded Cunt desperately searched for a little monkey that they liked to smash. It was a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Cunt had a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Retarded Cunt desired a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it

The Retarded Cunt had a set square to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Cunt owned a set square to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set square being the item selected.

The Retarded Cunt wanted a little monkey to play with. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to select.