A Determined Cunt

A Determined Cunt always kept a sponge that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Determined Cunt searched for a sponge that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Determined Cunt always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Determined Cunt always kept a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

A Determined Cunt desperately needed a bottle of beer to throw. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Determined Cunt wanted a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a computer being the thing selected.