The Little Cunt

The Little Cunt owned a mug that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Little Cunt had a can of Tango to smash. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Little Cunt often carried a little monkey that they would play with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Little Cunt found a computer that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Little Cunt desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would worship. It was an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Little Cunt often carried a ball that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.