A Little Cunt

A Little Cunt found a stretchman that they would occasionally share. This seems a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

A Little Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

A Little Cunt always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

A Little Cunt desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

A Little Cunt owned a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Little Cunt desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a dildo of all things.