The Foolish Cunt

The Foolish Cunt needed a block of cheese that they would share. It might be an odd activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Foolish Cunt craved for a helmet that they liked to drop. It should be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Cunt looked for a block of cheese that they would annihilate It would have been a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Cunt wanted a vibrator that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Foolish Cunt searched for a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Cunt desperately wanted a sword to cuddle. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.