Yellow Cunt

Yellow Cunt desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to select.

Yellow Cunt desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Yellow Cunt wanted a spade that they would embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a spade of all things.

Yellow Cunt desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Yellow Cunt needed a condom that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Yellow Cunt always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.