The Crypting Cunt

The Crypting Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. It should be an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Cunt often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems an original thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Crypting Cunt needed a sword that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a sword being the chosen item.

The Crypting Cunt craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Cunt always carried a pen that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to select.

The Crypting Cunt desired a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A set of lego was the item that was chosen.