A Funny Cunt

A Funny Cunt desperately looked for a little monkey that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Funny Cunt wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Cunt always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Cunt looked for a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to select.

A Funny Cunt always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

A Funny Cunt looked for a cup that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup of all things.