Her Nervous Cunt

Her Nervous Cunt desired a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to choose.

Her Nervous Cunt often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be wonderful. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Cunt looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Her Nervous Cunt desired a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was exciting. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Cunt desperately wanted a piece of paper to smash. It would be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Cunt desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.