The Boring Cunt

The Boring Cunt found a rubber johnny that they would share. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Boring Cunt found a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. It might be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Boring Cunt often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Boring Cunt owned a set of lego that they would often share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be out of this world. A set of lego is the item to choose.

The Boring Cunt looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Cunt desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often throw. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.