The Retarded Cunt

The Retarded Cunt desperately wanted a set square that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Cunt always had with them a sword that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be amazing. A sword being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Cunt searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Cunt found a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. It was a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Retarded Cunt carried a dildo that they would often worship. It should have been a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Retarded Cunt craved for a melon to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.