My Talented Cunt

My Talented Cunt desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Cunt craved for a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

My Talented Cunt desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Cunt desperately looked for a ball that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a ball being the item selected.

My Talented Cunt always kept a cheese grater that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Cunt desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.