Little Cunt

Little Cunt desperately craved for a radiator that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

Little Cunt always kept a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Little Cunt always carried a stretchman that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Little Cunt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Little Cunt found a sword that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Little Cunt owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.