The Adorable Cunt

The Adorable Cunt always had with them a bat that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Adorable Cunt searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Cunt desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Adorable Cunt owned a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Cunt had a bottle of wine to sleep with. It should be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Cunt desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.