Their Cute Cunt

Their Cute Cunt searched for a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

Their Cute Cunt desperately desired a set square that they would sit and look at. It might be an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square of all things.

Their Cute Cunt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to demolish. It would have been an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Their Cute Cunt always had with them a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Their Cute Cunt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Their Cute Cunt always kept a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A pen would be the chosen thing.