Their Adorable Cunt

Their Adorable Cunt desperately needed a dildo that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Adorable Cunt desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Their Adorable Cunt desperately desired a bat that they liked to break. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

Their Adorable Cunt desperately craved for a stapler to smash. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Their Adorable Cunt always carried a cheese grater that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Their Adorable Cunt desired a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.