My Hungry Cunt

My Hungry Cunt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

My Hungry Cunt desperately looked for a computer that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer of all things.

My Hungry Cunt always had with them a pint of beer that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Cunt searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a curious activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Hungry Cunt wanted a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

My Hungry Cunt carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was sublime. A lava lamp would be the chosen thing.