My Foolish Cunt

My Foolish Cunt owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

My Foolish Cunt desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Cunt often carried a ball that they sometimes drop. This seems a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball having that done to it

My Foolish Cunt found a custard pie to put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

My Foolish Cunt desperately needed a computer that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Cunt searched for a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.