The Careful Cunt

The Careful Cunt found a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Cunt always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Careful Cunt always kept a melon that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was exciting. A melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Cunt desperately desired a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Cunt desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Cunt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.