A Square Cunt

A Square Cunt always kept a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.

A Square Cunt had a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It should be a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Square Cunt desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be epic. A stapler of all things.

A Square Cunt desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes hug. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.

A Square Cunt desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Square Cunt needed a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.