His Naughty Cunt

His Naughty Cunt found a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

His Naughty Cunt desired a custard pie that they would hug. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

His Naughty Cunt always carried a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Cunt always kept a vibrator to share. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Naughty Cunt found a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen of all things.

His Naughty Cunt desired a tomato that they liked to share. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.