Their Fucking Cunt

Their Fucking Cunt desired a cheese grater that they would hug. This could be considered an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Their Fucking Cunt always had with them a magic 8 ball to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Their Fucking Cunt always had with them a can of Tango to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Cunt needed a helmet to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen item.

Their Fucking Cunt found a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

Their Fucking Cunt looked for a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.