The Anxious Cunt

The Anxious Cunt wanted a helmet that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Cunt desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Cunt often carried a lava lamp to cuddle. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Cunt found a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Anxious Cunt desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Anxious Cunt desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a different exercise, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it