My Adventurous Cunt

My Adventurous Cunt desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

My Adventurous Cunt searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

My Adventurous Cunt had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

My Adventurous Cunt desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It would be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

My Adventurous Cunt needed a radiator that they sometimes embrace. It was a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was magnificent. A radiator is the item to opt for.

My Adventurous Cunt found a teapot to sleep with. It would be an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.