The Orange Cunt

The Orange Cunt had a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Cunt desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Orange Cunt needed a set of lego that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A set of lego being the chosen item.

The Orange Cunt found a vibrator that they would play with. This seems to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Cunt always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Cunt desired a mug that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.