The Depressed Cunt

The Depressed Cunt found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Depressed Cunt found a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.

The Depressed Cunt always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Depressed Cunt often carried a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Depressed Cunt desperately desired a bag of flour that they would worship. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Cunt carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate It should be an original thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.