My Foolish Cunt

My Foolish Cunt always had with them a cheese grater that they would often hug. It should be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Foolish Cunt always kept a pen that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

My Foolish Cunt desired a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

My Foolish Cunt often carried a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Foolish Cunt wanted a condom that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a condom would be the chosen thing.