The Exceptional Cunt

The Exceptional Cunt owned a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Cunt always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Cunt always carried a porno magazine that they liked to eat. It is a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Cunt had a ball that they liked to throw. It is a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Cunt owned a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Cunt looked for a crown that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item chosen.